60 Funny, Short, Inspirational Poems:

"Roses are Red      . . .         Violets are Blue. "

Wild Red Rose Photo Taken on my Farm.Wild Early Blue Violets Growing near my Garden

Wild red roses bloom
in June here on my farm.

Wild Early Blue Violets
bloom in May near my garden.


One day I sat down and wrote a bunch of "Roses are Red" poems.

Then I kept adding more, so I finally decided to publish them.

I've arranged these 60 poems by category, so you'll have an arsenal at your fingertips, that you can use year 'round.

Some of these are love poems, suitable for Valentine's day. Others are great for birthdays, weddings, anniversaries.

Some are just plain funny, weird, or whatever! And many are interchangeable - they can be used or adapted for different occasions.

As always, you are welcome to use and share these short inspirational poems, provided you follow the Poem Terms and Conditions.


Roses are Red Poems

     by Paul Berchtold, May, 2012


Funny Roses are Red Poems

259. Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Whoever said blue,
Was quite confused.
260.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Smell the pollen,
And say, "Ha-choo!"

261.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Did you just sneeze?
Then God bless you!
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Thanks & Appreciation

262.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to say
A big thank you!
263.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Thanks be to God,
And to you too.

264.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Such color and beauty.
Thanks to God is due.
265.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Such inspiration,
To God is due.

266.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
For every creation,
Thanks to God is due.


Roses are Red Poems in the Garden

267.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Such beauty so rare,
Appreciated by few.
268.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Give them some time,
They'll compost too.

269.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Give them some time,
They'll turn to goo.
270.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In the hot sun,
They shrivel too.

271.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In the hot sun,
They fade quickly too.


In the Morning

272.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fair is the morning,
Fresh as the dew.
273.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Rise, it's morning,
There's lots to do!

274.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The sun is shining,
There's so much to do.


At Dinner Time

275.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What's for dinner?
Let's have some brew!
276.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But for right now,
Please pass the stew!


Out of Season

277.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A few days they bloom,
But you always do.
278.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Should they not bloom,
You always do.

279.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They quickly fade,
But never may you!


Roses are Red Poems for Friends

280.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm just asking,
So how are you?
281.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My heart is uplifted,
By the sight of you.

282.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Over these years,
How our friendship grew!
More Friendship Poems


Birthday

283.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Wishing a Happy
Birthday to You!


Compliment

284.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They look real nice,
And so do you.
285.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're better than,
The grandest view.

286.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look better than,
The grandest view.


Apology

287.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm very sorry,
For offending you.

(hurting, being rude to, embarrassing, forgetting, etc.)


Family Roses are Red Poems

288.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A hug let's give
Between me and you!
289.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A hug I send
From me to you.

290.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Over the years,
How our family grew!


Roses are Red Love Poems / Valentine

291.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made them all,
Especially you!
292.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm thinking how
Much I miss you!

293.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A kiss I send (give)
From me to you.
294.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'd rather be dead,
Than be without you.

295.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're in my heart,
I'm thinking of you.
296.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When I see them,
I think of you.

297.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm color blind,
And so are you.
More Valentine Poems


Roses are Red Poems for Marriage

298.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm happy to say,
To you, "I do."
299.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My heart now beats,
With love for you.

300.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I give my heart,
My life to you!
More Wedding
and Marriage Poems


Roses are Red Poems for Wedding Anniversaries

301.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We promise love,
Our vows renew.
302.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm glad I said
To you, "I do."

303.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am so glad
I said, "I do!"
304.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Over the years,
How our love grew!

305.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Our hearts beat in love
Together on cue!
More Wedding
Anniversary Poems


Work

306.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're the best,
One of the few!
307.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
It's great having
You on the crew.


Patriotic

308.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Salute the flag,
Red white and true.
309.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The stars are white,
Our flag flies true.


Church

310.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Welcome to church!
Here is your pew.
311.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God give you much grace
Here in the pew.


Sympathy Roses are Red Poems

312.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They share your loss,
When (y)our loved one flew.
313.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They want to shed,
Some tears with you.

314.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Together we shed
Some tears with you.
315.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They tell of loss,
And life anew.

316.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They simply tell,
Of life anew.
More Sympathy Poems


Forward or Backwards

317.Few very like,
Prophet "A" was Moses,
Blue are Violets,
Red are Roses.


In Conclusion

318.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I hear one more,
I just might sue!

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             Poems by Paul Berchtold
      © Copyright - All rights reserved.
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